International Women's Day

International Women's Day

IMETOSHA

IMETOSHA

KUMRADHI

Kutokana na kubanwa na masomo, mabandiko hayatakuwa kila siku kama awali.
NAWAPENDA



Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Bin'Adamu....apumzikaye kusherehekea SIKU YA KAZI



Photo Credits: May day 2013 fun photos 
e the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
-Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
-Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
-Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
-Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
-Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
-Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
-Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
-Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
-Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

HIVI TUNAWAZA NINI?

***"Waliwaza nini ni kipengele cha kuelimishana tukifurahia. Hiki kitakuwa kikikuletea habari za kweli na kushangaza kuhusu watu ambao wamefanya yale ambayo unaweza kujiuliza kuwa WALIWAZA NINI? wakati wanatenda haya. Kitakuwa na habari fupifupi kutoka ulimwenguni kote. Kwa habari zaidi kuhusu kipengele hiki BOFYA HAPA"***

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